4.25.2012

Lament Extra - To That Stupid Girl Who Doesn't Update Her Blog for Years and Years and Years.

Hey, you! Yeah, you. The guilty party: that person who lazes about and doesn't write anything in that blog of yours. Time to dust off the ol' keyboard, crack your knuckles, and get to typing! The world is so full of things just waiting to be ranted about--so many stupid people drinking their cow milk, writing their inconsistent novels, dreaming about pulling teeth while they shatter the sacred dreams of others, and using their four-letter-word vocabularies to make themselves feel superior! So many lamentations just waiting to be shared with a world that doesn't care!

It's time to rail on the morons who smoke under your window. The man who beats his wife. The woman who thinks herself superior in the office because one hundred years ago she won the right to wear pants. Stop sitting back to try and take it. Don't take it! Beat it down! Scream to be heard! Use that first amendment to add your spiel to countless others.

Let's do this thing, and let the consequence follow.

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